A blatant plug first: my wife Lynne won our race to publish, and her brilliant cookbook Lynne’s Month of Meals is available from Amazon and bookstores, RRP £14.99. If you like exotic Indochinese food you can cook without being a whiz in the kitchen, take a look; she’s already sold enough copies to be in the top 1% of all indie authors. (Which puts a bit of pressure on me.)
But back to the blog. And a sentence that’s caused me some aggro. It’s in my home page blurbets:
- Win customers 10-20x faster than even pro marketers!
I’ve had some blowback from pro marketers protesting it can’t be right. Pro marketers, by definition, get better results than random freelancers, surely?
Not always. To see why, let’s go where the pro marketers are.
Imagine you’re on an advertising agency’s direct marketing team, and your paying client wants a one-to-one marketing campaign.
Even for bigger agencies, DM is a bit like local radio: that distant cousin you don’t really spend much time with. (Odd that the most accountable medium of all is seen as more arcane than broadcast TV, but I don’t make the rules.) And client budgets tend to reflect this. For a fresh campaign, excluding production and postage, £20,000 would be high; figures like £5,000 are more common. And that money has to buy a copywriter, art director (yes, even plain letters need designing), print pro, and account handling expertise. For one DM letter there might be 7-8 people on the team.
Now, how much of their time does £5,000 buy?
Persuading an agency to spend just two weeks on your campaign’d be a stretch. Ten man-days, max. That’s not much time to understand your customer. Little chance to pinpoint that salient selling point that deserves A/B splitting. And definitely no list-building; they’ll have to buy it in.
Contrast that to the 100 Days approach. Where developing the perfect List and Letter to deliver your offer to the market is the main goal of three month’s work. A few distracted ad agency employees scrabbling around on deadline can’t compete.
And that’s why you can win more customers, much faster.
None of this disses old agency hands. Can you compete with a pro marketer… on a level playing field? No. But the field’s not level. In 100 Days, you’re spending three months working hard, following tried-and-tested rules, with the motivation that every penny of return accrues to you. That’s a resource that lets you understand what your market really is, hone your offer with precision, write from the heart so you’ll close the emotional sale first time. You have a far bigger “budget” to invest in yourself than most clients allow their agencies.
It’s why my campaigns for myself – like this DM letter – reach customer acquisition rates of nearly 20%. (100 Days aims for 1%.)
Which brings this blog full circle. Because to test the 100 Days methods, I’m doing another campaign for myself this month, the first in two years. Yes, I practice what I preach. There are countless marketing agencies out there, including thousands of good ones, but when it comes to marketing yourself your first option is you.
The latest update on 100 Days, 100 Grand has just gone out to its now hundreds-strong mailing list. Some explanation of what’s happening with the release date, in addition to some self-indulgent musings about typography…
At the Shard building in London today, enjoying a glass of breakfast champagne with Mayor of London Boris Johnson.
Sad to say it was nothing to do with 100 Days, 100 Grand – my alma mater Warwick Business School was opening its London outpost (that’s the Dean and Vice Chancellor to the right of Boris) – but it was fun to pass on a caricature of the Mayor kicking down the door of No 10, drawn by my pal Simon Ellinas. (Who also cartooned at my wedding earlier this year!)
I put a listicle on Buzzfeed about the habits of Kindle owners. Anyone who knows a heavy reader will understand…!
It had to happen: 100 Days isn’t going to happen in 100 Days. The launch date’s now looking like next year. Just to give an idea of how big a project this is, this graphic is how the whole book so far looks in Word, viewed at 10% normal size…. around 500 pages and 70,000 words! With the final wordcount now looking like 200,000 plus.
Why 200,000? Because while the informational content of chapters has stayed roughly as estimated – about a thousand words per – the instructional content is taking up much more space than expected.
There’s a reason. I want the book to be usable in two ways:
a) As an adaptable methodology for those who know some marketing; and
b) As a rigid and precise step-by-step guide for those who don’t.
The first group will use the main information content of the chapters, but will have less use for the daily Tasks; they’ll adapt the methods to whatever desktop applications they use. The second group, however, needs more hand-holding. I’m assuming this group has no more than a basic understanding of office applications and the Internet, so the Tasks are much more important to them. Meaning each Task needs to be as as didactic and precise as I can make it – numbered in sequence to be easy to follow and crossreference. And that’s taking up more space than I thought.
(When you’re writing for people who are expert in their own fields, but not necessarily marketing- or technology-literate, you need to take extreme care with how much knowledge you assume of your audience.)
The good news: all ten Parts are now planned out in some detail, including the actual Tasks the reader needs to complete each day, with all the numbers put in. (Reasonable expectations as to per-day prospecting, conversion percentages applied to your sales funnel, and so on.) My job now is largely writing up remaining chapters (each Day is one short chapter) and making sure the whole book is self-consistent, since sections and checklists refer to and build on each other as you work your way through.
Far from easy, but if it were easy, it wouldn’t be worth doing…
The last week or so since I had the idea for 100 Days, 100 Grand has been frenetic. So far I’ve ploughed about 13,000 words into the book’s 100-chapter structure (each chapter is a task list and instructions for one day, obviously) and growing 2,000 words a day.
That’s faster than I usually write – there are people who can churn out high-grade copy at 4k and up, but I’m not one of them. But the job of writing this book is qualitatively different: it’s not so much writing as collating. I’ve got all the methods and magic already – because I’ve been using them for a decade-plus to build my own client roster.
The sweat and toil the next few (or possibly more than a few) months is about getting it all together into a handbook freelancers new and old can actually get value from. Then another month or so of editing, refining, and testing. Sign up for the mailing list here. Thanks!